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Laguna Madre Humane Society
P.O. Box 13258
port Isabel, Texas 78578
Phone: 956-943-3888
Email: Dorid37@aol.com
Website:
www.petsadrift.com/
The Laguna Madre Humane Society is a nonprofit shelter
operating in Port Isabel, Texas. We have wonderful dogs and
cats, and even an occasional rabbit or two looking for
homes. All animals are health-checked, tested for heartworm
where applicable, and altered prior to adoption.
Canine Letters to God
Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
still the same old story?
Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
often do you see a
cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so
hard to rename the
'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers,
beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and
Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after
they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just
because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable
way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under
the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering
the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my
butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick
my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles
back?
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